Adventures of a sad sack
April is the cruellest month, as the poet once said.
Lately I have been trying to live like I was still at my peak. the result has been - I was a little tired, and started to do silly things.
I lost my wallet, twice. Luckily there are honest, considerate people around. I keep a list of phone numbers in the wallet. The first time my son called to say the Station master in the city had phoned him to say my wallet had been handed in.
The next week, to avoid a bit of driving, I caught the train into town with my grandson for a special day out. We were going to meet his dad for lunch. But when I went to pay for lunch I couldn’t find the wallet. Luckily I carry a spare $10 in my jeans which I used for a cheap meal at the take away. The next day I had a phone call from a woman way up in the central coast, to say she had found the wallet under the seat when the train was making its return journey north.
That meant a 250 km round trip to collect the wallet. Being Friday I couldn’t wait till the following Tuesday to get the parcel if she posted it to me – I would need the driver’s licence and my bank card to withdraw some cash before then.
April wasn’t finished with me yet. Last week I looked at the late afternoon sky and thought the clouds might give me a nice colourful sunset to photograph. I packed up all my gear, and rushed out to the car. I ran back to get a bottle of soda water to drink while waiting for the sun to set. The bottle slipped from my fingers as I took it from the fridge and it smashed on the kitchen floor. Glass and drink everywhere. Buggar, I thought, I’ll clean that up when I get home. Rushed back to the car and took off. I got halfway into town and I thought Buggar, I’ve left the camera behind. Unfortunately I was in the long tunnel under the airport, and couldn’t turn around for another 6km. Back home I grabbed the camera bags threw them in the boot and took off again.
I planned to drive up to Sydney harbour, to set up for the photo, when I found the road closed , with workmen getting ready for the Sydney Triathalon on Sunday. I had to park 1.5 km from the point, and walk/run the rest of the way, carrying a couple of camera bags and a tripod.
I stopped near the Cathedral to park. Buggar, I’d left my wallet home, to feed the parking meter, and hadn’t replaced the emergency $10 in my jeans. The parking meters in this part of town demand $7 an hour. I risked getting a parking fine. I left the car and ran.
I made it to the headland on the harbour, thoroughly out of breath, just one minute from the time the weather report said the sun was due to set. There were about 30 other photographers already set up as I tried to squeeze in.
I got a photo of the yellow setting sun, not a great shot, but passable.
April wasn’t finished with me yet. The next morning I thought I would try for a photo of sunrise, from North Head entrance to Sydney harbour, over by Manly. I had checked the weather forecast the night before and they said it would be fine day. Manly is an hours drive away, so I had to leave home by 6.00 to be setup for the sunrise.
When I went out the front door I checked carefully that I had everything I needed, but the morning was suspiciously dark. Fog, or something worse? Should I bother going at all.? When I got to Manly there was heavy cloud from horizon to horizon. No sign of the sun. I sat around drinking tea for an hour, to see if there would be a break in the clouds, but the sky remained gloomy.
Yesterday I went to the shop and bought the meat supply for next week. I got two lamb shanks, and a chicken. Then I forgot about them in the car. This morning the meat didn’t look or smell as if it would do my taste buds nor my health much good.
I had also left the parking lights on over night. I don’t know why they are called parking lights, when they drain the battery flat if you leave them on when you park the car. The upshot was that without a battery the car wouldn’t start.
Road service only took an hour to arrive and help me start the car. The mechanic advised me that I should take the car for a run, for at least half an hour, to fully charge the battery. Through the tunnel again, and as the road came to the surface I ran smack bang into a gridlock traffic jam. I had forgotten about the Sunday football and the fans trying to get to the oval. I sat in the car inching forward, but all the exits from this road were blocked off, for a ’special event’. When I managed to break free I headed home as fast as I could, to sit with a glass of port and watch the football on teev.
Only a couple of days to survive now, till the Merry month of May.
